Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Notes from The Universe

Candace is staying with me this weekend, and it is our custom to work in my office whenever she’s here. She with her laptop on my futon and I at my desk, facing her. We like to e-mail each other back and forth to review documents or ask “does this sentence sound grammatically correct?” or talk about what’s new in the world. This morning, she said “have you ever heard of” and read me the daily e-mail, which made us both laugh until we coughed.

According to the site, it is a “philosophical club of like-minded thinkers who believe that life is the ultimate adventure... because thoughts become things, dreams come true, and all things remain forever possible! Membership is FREE and begins with taking The Oath to receive our free 'Notes from the Universe' e-mailings - short and often humorous reminders of life's magic and your divinity.” How divine, indeed!

Here are some of their e-mails to her. Enjoy the sentiment. Oh, and also?

Keep on rockin’ in the free world, readers
The BrightBlue Marketing Team


Sparks fly, angels talk,
time is bought and mountains walk.
How thoughts become things.

Haiku, Candace. Haiku very much. Haiku. 
 The Universe

What you want, Candace, has no bearing on whether or not you'll get it. None. Nada. Zippo. It's only ever a question of whether or not you can behave as if you already have it.

I got you, babe - 
 The Universe

While I would actually LOVE to help every living soul on the planet remember who they were in the 4th century, why the pyramids were really built, and how their past beliefs shaped their present manifestations, I'd infinitely prefer to help them bust a move here and now, learn some new tricks, get a cozy and peaceful second home in Austin, and live their dreams. Which, incidentally, is the only reason anyone ever chooses to come back.

Let's do this, The Universe

Oh yeah, regarding your ancient spiritual contracts, Candace, that outlined every facet of the life you now lead? Well, just wanted to remind you that they're all re-written every dawn, and perpetually updated as each day unfolds. Proving yet again that nothing is meant to be, that you are truly unlimited, and that anything can happen next, if you choose it.

 The Universe

Whatever it is you want, however you want to have it, no matter why you want to have it, Candace, you can have it faster if you can first be happy without it.

Sneaky, clever, foxy, wry - 
 The Universe

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